Orientation is over, classes have begin, and I'm stressed as hell.
I'm not exactly sure what the UCC is, and yet I'm expected to understand its legislative history
I don't know what the 14th amendment says (something about guns?), and yet I'm expected to interpret the due process clause
I'm expected to say 'tortfeasor' with a straight face (hint: this is actually impossible)
Schnell v. Nell is an ACTUAL case name. How in God's name am I to keep the plaintiff separate from the defendant?
I understand why lawyers are unhappy and alcoholics - they have to read boring cases written in terrible prose by shitty reasoners who make up the rules according to their personal policy whims (I kid, I kid - this only explains the alcoholism).
Thursday, September 6, 2007
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